Upstroke

Live in an apartment with thin walls. The Upstroke is quiet enough that I don't have to worry. Huge plus alongside everything else — beads, 9 patterns, hands-free thrusting, easy cleanup. Really well thought out product.

The sensation is completely unlike any stroker I've used before. Hands-free thrusting plus beads plus 9 speed patterns — this thing is actually a sex machine in handheld form.

Easy to grip and control even when the thrusting is going full speed. Doesn't slip, doesn't feel awkward. Small detail that makes a big difference during use.

5 rows of massage beads, 9 thrusting speeds and patterns, hands-free automatic thrusting, adjustable settings, ergonomic grip, removable silicone sleeve, USB rechargeable. Every single feature on that list actually delivers. I went through all 9 patterns in my first week and came back to my favourites after. The beads create a sensation that nothing in my previous collection could replicate. Discreet shipping, fast delivery, cleanup takes under a minute. The Upstroke is the ultimate realistic thrusting machine — the box got that one right.

I bought this expecting the thrusting to be the main event. Wrong. The 5 rows of massage beads rolling around while everything else is happening took me completely by surprise. It adds a layer of stimulation I've never experienced from a handheld device before. Combined with 9 thrusting speeds and patterns, adjustable thrusting, hands-free operation and the ergonomic grip — this is genuinely the most impressive toy I've owned. Removable silicone makes cleanup quick. USB charged and always ready. Discreet plain packaging on delivery. Zolo called it the ultimate realistic thrusting sex machine and that's not an exaggeration.