Long Stroke

1. Firstly, the sleeve is way too short. If you are longer than 5 inches, you can't get good depth in the sleeve. I was so disappointed when I realized I could only get half my shaft, if that, inside the device. Insertion length should be included on all device packaging, if I knew how shallow the sleeve was I would not have purchased it. Why would you name something Long Stroke if you can't go long in it. I thought I was going to be getting a balls-deep dick massage but was left disappointed.

2. Due to the length restrictions (If you have a thick penis, would not recommend either) the worst part may be if you put your penis in too far, the machine stops any kind of motion, which was the whole purpose of buying a thrusting machine. The machine was basically only massaging the head of my penis, otherwise was useless. I had to turn the machine off and use it manually like a regular sleeve to finish.

3. I was not impressed with the warming function. I waited the recommended 10 minutes and it still felt like room temperature rubber to me. The reason I went with this model was the warming function and was let down.

For the price, a complete waste of money. I got fooled by fancy packaging. This toy is only good if you are a guy more on the average and below scale, if you are above average or thick, it's not for you.

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At almost 40 years old, I've never given anything a negative review until now. I felt compelled to share my experience with the $300 Long Stroke from Zolo. Save your money and opt for a $20 stroker from Walmart, which performs much better.

The Long Stroke promises discretion and advanced features, but the reality is quite different. The noise level is loud and annoying, so I hope you have wired headphones handy to plug into this piece of junk and listen to some nonsense to drown it out.

I generally don't voice complaints—like when I get a hamburger instead of a steak at Longhorn, I just let it slide. But this purchase left me feeling foolish for not understanding what I was getting into. The packaging and presentation are top-notch, deserving five stars, but the performance? A complete letdown. I'll spare you the specifics, but let's just say it didn't meet expectations.

Doesn’t grip well, cheap sleeve, feels like your fuckin a thermos. Don’t waste your money

The sleeve wears out really quickly with this design since it's constantly being stretched by a loose fitting ring. Feels good but honestly it doesn't grip that well. The Blowbot is a lot better and also suffers from no replacement sleeves but at least came with 2.

Used daily. Wore out the sleeve in a few weeks. Replacement options zero.