That sounds dramatic but I mean it. The squeeze and suck functions combined with 9 programs and adjustable vibration deliver a sensation that I genuinely look forward to every time. The one-touch design is brilliant and the curved ergonomic body makes everything feel natural and comfortable. Removable silicone sleeve keeps maintenance simple. USB charging is quick. Discreet shipping appreciated as always. I've had this for two months now and use it regularly — quality has not dropped at all. The Blowpin is simply the best.